I am green-eyed, English-Danish-Irish-Scottish.
I am loyal. If I like you, I have your back.
I am not narrow-minded. Which would seem to imply that I am accepting of other people. This is true, unless you think Michele Bachmann is a viable candidate for President or you are going to the prayer event Rick Perry is hosting in Texas in a couple of weeks.
I am creative. I like to make things – things you can wear, hang, or eat.
I am not musical. At all. It makes me sad. I do have an ear for languages. I once thought of being a U.N. interpreter. That was a long time ago.
I am catty. Sometimes. It is a flaw. But I’ve found most people are and if they say they aren’t, they are lying.
I am a good speller. It drives me nuts when other people are not. Also, probably a flaw, and narrow-minded.
I am not ambitious. I am motivated in certain areas, but that is not the same. If I were ambitious, I would apply myself and get a fancy job making beaucoup bucks. I am too lazy. Also cannot think of a job I’d like that pays beaucoup bucks.
I am funny. At least, I slay myself sometimes. Which is handy, because sometimes it’s all I’ve got.
I am not precise, but I am detail-oriented. See: spelling. I never follow a recipe or pattern as it is written, but I can tell if something should hang in a certain place or make a schedule or pack a car.
I am honest. To a fault. Also, not diplomatic, though I can spin things like nobody’s business. This is a problem with people I like, and where the loyalty kicks in.
I am not patient. I want things done and done now. I want you to see what I see. Another flaw, I realize. Also, see narrow-minded/ stupid people.
I am a worrier. Constantly. About things that haven’t happened and may never happen. It is a time suck. Oddly, I am not a pessimist. I usually think good things will happen.
I am unforgiving. I am loyal til you fuck it up and then that’s it – game over. Sometimes, we can move on and it becomes something new, but there is no going back.
I am an intro/extrovert. I enjoy meeting new people, but it is work. I will probably have a headache when it is over. My favorite people to be with are my family and closest friends, and sometimes even that is work.
I am protected. It may not seem like I like you at first. It takes a while to get through, but once you do, you’re in. I will be honest but try to spare your feelings, I will help you when you need it, I will sometimes make you laugh, I will feed you and organize you.
I am complicated.